Paul Glover

’tis the season to be jolly,
Fa-la-la-la-laaa, la-la laaa laaaaaa.
Please go out and spend lotsa money.

Yep, it’s that time of the year again, when we celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ by making sure our house is visible from the International Space Station, then going out to the mall and being good little consumers while trying to avoid being shot dead because we took the parking spot that some pickup-driving redneck with a shotgun and a short temper thought was rightfully his.

Fortunately, I have the lights up weeks ago and the shopping all done, so we can get on with enjoying the season, or at least being overwhelmed by all the other things which Christmas involves.

Anyway, have a happy holiday, a merry Christmas, and all that good stuff!